Hi. I'm Ching.
I run this place.

I currently reside
in Wichita, where I
attend WSU.

My current major is
Computer Engineering
that is-- until I decide
what I really want to do.

No, I don't do
this for a living--
although I wish I did.

Job offers are
welcome. Email me.

I am a five-foot,
one-hundred-pound
midget-- but I loathe
being called shorty.

I am five-four
with shoes on.

My hair is currently
black, or really, really,
really dark brown.

I unsuccessfully tried
to dye it blue prior to
Thanksgiving-- but it
didn't work.

There haven't been
any follow-up attempts,
thus far.

I always thought
my eye-color was
black. It isn't.

It's really, really,
really dark brown.

Sometimes it's
green when I wear
wear contacts.

Sometimes a deep
black with an aqua ring
around the pupils.

I bowl-- pretty well.
My ball is a thirteen-pounder.
It's a Quantum-Raven.

I haven't bowled
in almost a year,
though.

I can play chess.
Once in a while,
I will play in Yahoo!
as PerverseAngel.

I am a terrible liar..
and a bad drunk.

I try too hard to
impress people with
my lack-luster wit.

I am indifferent
to gender, and fall
in-love too readily.

I fall for men, women,
animals-- and yes, even
inanimate objects.

I am up to my neck
in debt. Monetary donations
would be greatly appreciated.